My sister-in-law has given my landlord a nickname: slumlord. I'm not exactly sure why she calls him that. Maybe she is just in love with Slumdog Millionaire. Maybe it is because he owns a lot of apartments. Or maybe it is because one of the sides of my kitchen sink has been clogged for about three weeks (I would post a pic but it's gross). But it is not my landlord's fault. I kept forgetting to call him. And since I was still able to use one of the sides of the sink, it wasn't vitally important for me to get it fixed. Last week I tried to get Luis to make the call, but he has telephonophobia and refused to do it. So yesterday I finally made the call and my landlord came today. Lucky for me, I have now acquired a new set of skills: diagnosing and then fixing clogged pipes. Should I add this to my resume?