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I was given this pen as a white elephant gift this past Christmas. I recently found it and set in on the living room windowsill so that my niece could play with it the next time she came over. You see this is a very special pen. It has a decorative Spider-Man sticker on the top. The top also doubles as a handle for the bubble wand (the middle is full of bubbles waiting to be blown). And the bottom has a red light that lights up when you press down hard on the pen. I'm considering using this pen for the bar. I think it is appropriate for a future successful, sophisticated lawyer, don't you? I could then blow bubbles as people make their triumphant exit out of the building when the test is over.