martinis are my favorite

As I was about to get into my car after a quick trip to the grocery store this evening, a lady came up to me and said, "Ma'am, can I ask you a question?" Usually I try to not make eye contact with anyone who tries to spark up a conversation in parking lots because they usually either want to sell me something or give them a ride somewhere (and I don't give rides to strangers). But I was feeling especially friendly and said, "Sure." Her question: "Can you tell me where the liquor store is located?" The answer I wanted to give her: "Not around here, I only know where the liquor store is located in Provo because I was told they sold grenadine there so I went one time and not only did they not have it, the employee was rude and I could feel everyone glaring at me as I got out of my little car with the BYU parking stickers." I figured this was too much information. The answer I actually gave: "Sorry, I don't."

I don't drink. Never have. But if I did drink, I think my drink of choice would be a martini :)