"don't blog about this, they'll think i'm an ogre"

I was in the middle of decorating a Twilight cake. As you can see, it was a somewhat labor-intensive, messy process. Luis then comes out of his room, grabs a glass and a pitcher of water and then starts heading back down the hallway. My first thought was why on earth he needed a whole pitcher of water. So I asked. I'm not sure why I asked, I should have known the answer would be dumb, but I did it anyway. "It's just in case I need another glass of water after this one." Yes, you heard it right, he was simply too lazy to get up from his computer again and walk the 10 steps it takes to get to the kitchen.
But there is more. He was also using the abnormal quantity of water as a way to stave off hunger. You see, he was also too lazy to make himself something to eat. So then he says, "But if you want me to come out again, you can make me a sandwich." Um, does he not see the entire kitchen in mass disarray and a halfway finished cake that I'm working on right now? No, it is not possible he is suggesting that I make him a sandwich when I haven't even stopped to make myself anything to eat yet. (These were the actual thoughts that went through my head). My actual response was, "Ok, I'll make you a sandwich, but I'm going to have blog about this!"

(This is Luis eating his sandwich and begging me not to blog about this)