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Dear Mr. R.M.,

I know you think you're an amazing person because you "just" came home from your mission 6 months ago and have been in school ever since. I know you think you're amazing because you work at the MTC so you can "keep up" your Spanish. I know you think you're amazing because you just found out that your wife is pregnant. I know you think you're amazing because you're now studying for the LSAT. But let me be the one to burst your bubble. This campus is full of people who "just" got home from their missions and went straight back to school. And you should probably change your personal statement a little bit because, trust me, boasting of your mission and pregnant wife does absolutely NOTHING to distinguish you from all the other white male Spanish-speaking returned missionaries with babies on the way who are trying to get into BYU's law school.

Sincerely,
"Annoyed Reference Worker who has to listen to this hour-long conversation you are currently having"

P.S. Your "secret" study spot is not really a secret... it is on every map of the law building.