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Dear Target,

Thank you for ruining Christmas. I had purchased a brie en croute to serve as an appetizer on Christmas eve. Everything was going to be perfect... until I opened the packaging and discovered that the bread was MOLDY!!! Yes, moldy. This mold situation couldn't have possibly been my fault because I made sure to pick up the brie right as I was going to the checkout stand, paid for it, drove it straight home, and put it in the fridge (and yes, I was late to a party because I couldn't risk letting the brie go bad). Do in addition to the $800 and new furniture that you owe me for causing my day-before-Christmas-eve shopping to be so unpleasant, you also owe me $13 for the moldy brie.

Regretfully,
Frustrated Customer